2 Jokes............No Females Allowed

[RC Shocker]

Gotta a couple of jokes to toss out there. One I just heard just a few days ago. Just remember they are jokes. And they are NOT the opinion of QCB and/or threadposter whether funny or not funny. Thereby released from any liability or general nastiness because of it. 

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1. What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?


2. Why do women where make-up & cologne?

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I know, I know, whatever the answer is it is our(the men) fault. 

[RC Shocker]

Either everybody knows them...........

Or nobody is asking ..............

What gives?

[srx]

1. What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?

samething i tell my wife, "nothing"  ive allready told her twice

[icepick]

Gotta a couple of jokes to toss out there. One I just heard just a few days ago. Just remember they are jokes. And they are NOT the opinion of QCB and/or threadposter whether funny or not funny. Thereby released from any liability or general nastiness because of it. 

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1. What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?


2. Why do women where make-up & cologne?

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I know, I know, whatever the answer is it is our(the men) fault. 


1: time for a new bra??
2: maybe I dont wanna know...lol

[RC Shocker]

Shane got the first one right. Nothing, you done told her twice.

[RCShocker]

Ok, ok..........since nobody's asking 

Why do women wear make-up and perfume ??


Because they are ugly and they stink !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*Dont forget to remember, it's just a joke. I love my wife