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« on: March 08, 2008, 07:10:13 AM »

RULE # 39: Don't ever hit the throttle if you can't maintain visual sight of your vehicle.

RULE # 14: While trying to video a flyby, DO NOT stand in front of the car.

RULE #6: If ever you find yourself in a wide open parking lot, stay away from the poles or anything wider than a blade of grass.

RULE # 77: Never allow Tom to take control of a hot car set up.

RULE # 21: If Lee is filming, keep some ice bandages. (See rule # 14)

RULE # 56: If there are instructions included, be assured Shane will not read them.

RULE # 82: If you need to find something CHEAP, check out Steve. He will find it.

RULE # 19: If you find something rare and cheap, forget about it, Steve will have bought it and kept it.

RULE # 39: When trying to find the hot setup, don't ask Chris Miller, he bought it that way.

RULE # 41: Looking for a change? Try Chris Bundy. He'll trade cars, trucks, chargers, kids or even money.

RULE # 18: If it can broken, Mark can break it.

RULE # 26: Smack talk? See Scott.

RULE # 71: When measuring length or time, don't ask Tom, he'll multiply it by 3.

RULE # 55: If ya need a bashing or racing partner, don't ask Interceptor, he's married now. (all condolence contributions can be sent now)

RULE # 11: Need parts on the spot, see Icepick, he carries 30 different brands with him at all times.

RULE # 7: If you can't find the poles in rule # 6, ask Nathan. He'll show you where they are.

RULE # 3: Burn all receipts.

RULE # 8: If you must lie to your wife about having another vehicle, please find something other than "oh, that's so and so's, I'm fixing it up for him" or the classic "I'm fixing it to sell it on ebay".

RULE # 27: If bringing ALL your vehicles to a race, please park the enclosed trailer behind the building. (Steve)

RULE # 81: If you sell you're real truck to buy an rc truck, you need to seek medical help immediately. Selling furniture, wives's jewelry or kids is acceptable. Please learn to get your priorities straight.

RULE # 95: Naming your dog Nitro is cute, naming your son Revo is wrong.

RULE # 49: Sleeping in 'roos with pics of little rc cars all over them is not only acceptable but warm at night.




Just messin' with ya'll....
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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 07:42:44 AM »

Now that some funny stuff right there, I dont care who you are.... :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2008, 07:49:13 AM »

:lol: That's great!
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2008, 08:12:19 AM »

RULE # 6 hahahahahahaha thats great!
my poor revo suffered an still is suffering from that rule!
hahahaha man that was funny.!
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2008, 08:42:47 AM »

Quote from: "naterb30"
RULE # 6 hahahahahahaha thats great!
my poor revo suffered an still is suffering from that rule!
hahahaha man that was funny.!


Rule # 6 was actually written about you but I made an addedum to that rule.

See RULE # 7.

 :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2008, 08:42:46 AM »

Dude that was classic!!
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2008, 08:59:50 AM »

Good Stuff Brother!! :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2008, 03:17:43 PM »

just curious, why are they out of order
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2008, 07:19:53 PM »

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just curious, why are they out of order



Well at least that way they appear similiar to Mark's truck's after 15 minutes of use.  :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2008, 07:25:16 PM »

Dude that's awesome!!  Me?  Smack Talk?   :roll:
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2008, 07:30:04 PM »

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just curious, why are they out of order



see rule 56.... :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2008, 09:15:14 PM »

^ What he said! :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2008, 10:16:39 PM »

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just curious, why are they out of order


Cause I just pulled out a few favorites out of a hundred or so.
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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2008, 11:24:14 PM »

you got that right i dont read much of anything, if everyone hasnt noticed allready
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2008, 06:11:13 AM »

Thats ok Shane we are here for your support. There is a difference between instructions(attach 2b with 3e see page 88 ) and directions(pictures) I am a picture guy myself. :mrgreen:


 If I ever get my hand on another buggy with a hot set-up I will not break rule #77 :lol:
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